#chilicheesepommes

Dear magic skyball, will our sleep be restful tonight? — Don’t count on it.

#cheers #kanpai #prost #nazdrowie #bonsanté

The most sexist toilet signs I’ve ever seen, at Meyer’s in Bonn.

Chillin with ma Bro Kurfürst Clemens August. #thuglife #westside #waaaaybackwednesday #igersofthe16thcentury

#dailykessenich

If you add multiple keyboards on an iOS device (e.g. for different languages), you can switch between them with a globe icon. If you only add the Emoji keyboard, however, the globe icon changes to a smiley icon instead.

Schpelling/Pronounciation Halp for ze Germans.